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This inbox is haunted and I am not here to help. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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