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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If this cannot wait, the on-shift manager is your best bet. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.
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