Professionally ignore people with style.

This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.