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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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