Professionally ignore people with style.

This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Feedback loops, revisions, and moodboards may continue to spiral without me for a bit. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Your restraint during my absence will be noted by no one.