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This autoresponder confirms I have escaped my desk with confidence. I am away from my desk while the conference ecosystem attempts to inspire me. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.
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