One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
This autoresponder confirms I am unavailable due to family leave while a very small manager runs the schedule and several unlicensed omens. The codebase may continue emitting alerts without involving my temporary disappearance. Replies will arrive after the moon returns my executive function. Urgent technical chaos belongs with the incident channel, not my temporary freedom. The pigeons have already reviewed the fallback plan.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
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