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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.