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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am currently unavailable while I attempt to become a person again. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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