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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am away collecting sunburn, questionable snacks, and plausible deniability. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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