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This automated reply confirms I am unavailable, as previously implied by my calendar. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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