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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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