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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. I appreciate your flexibility with this avoidable surprise.
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