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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Your patience remains the best available next step.
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