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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Your patience during my absence is both necessary and appreciated.
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