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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.
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