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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away from my desk while the conference ecosystem attempts to inspire me. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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