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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your continued patience is doing impressive work.

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