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The timing of your email is spectacularly unfortunate for both of us. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. I appreciate your understanding, especially if it arrived late.
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