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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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