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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am unwell, horizontal, and not accepting fresh problems. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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