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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be triaged locally first. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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