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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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