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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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