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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. Critical production issues should go to the support rotation. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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