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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Time-sensitive requests should go to the team actively wearing radios. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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