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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. I promise a response later, assuming the vibes improve. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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