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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away for caregiving duties that do not accept calendar invites. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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