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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For urgent matters, please use the existing approval path instead of guessing. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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