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The email found me, but I am still missing. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Please use the agreed urgent contact method for time-sensitive work. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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