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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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