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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.

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