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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. The matrix will continue to matrix while I am gone. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.

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