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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on parental leave and operating under the management of a tiny dictator. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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