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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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