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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am on a break and treating my email like a distant rumor. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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