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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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