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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.

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