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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am conference-bound and temporarily loyal to a badge scanner. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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