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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Statements beginning with “quick tweak” will be reviewed later and skeptically. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. If the matter truly cannot wait, text the approved urgent contact number. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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