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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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