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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Urgent requests should go to the project owner or the nearest functional adult. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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