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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Urgent requests belong with the producer, not my temporary disappearance. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.

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