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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Urgent service matters belong with the current operations lead. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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