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The bad news is I am unavailable. The worse news is I planned it. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. For incidents, follow the documented escalation path and spare the heroics. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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