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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.

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