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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If the server is merely weird, not broken, let it marinate. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Your patience is the real productivity tool here.
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