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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Appreciate your patience while I remain gloriously unavailable.