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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.