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Thanks for your note. My inbox and I are taking some time apart. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. For urgent issues, contact the team lead or whichever vice president loves escalation the most. Thank you for supporting this temporary era of avoidance.